Our Dirty Whore of the Month for November is the New England Patriots of Dirty Whores; someone who can’t be stopped, and someone who could take the title every month. Everyone’s favorite partying mother of the 2 most beautiful accidents ever, Britney Spears! Interviewed by Ryan Seacrest on his radio show, the concerned mother answered with the following bon-mot on when she would see her kids: “My lawyers know about all that”. But, I’m sure she’ll treat us to many more crotch shots for years to come, and that’s all that really matters, right?