Yes gentle readers, we are back with yet another amazing feat. We have convinced another stunningly beautiful woman to actually put up with our balderdash and general silliness. This month, we are graced with the amazing sense of humor of the gorgeous April Hunter. After a successful career as a fitness model, April entered the world of professional wrestling with World Championship Wrestling (WCW). This led to April actually wrestling herself, and she has wowed fans worldwide with her commitment, dedication and signature move, the HeadHunter. She has also appeared in numerous mens magazines, including Playboy, Penthouse and Maxim. She also notes that she “was raised to know that it was natural to be nude and that sex and masturbation were perfectly normal”, to which we add a hearty “amen!”. You can checkout April putting that being nude thing in action at her awesome website, www.aprilhunter.com. You can also see her in action April 5th in Springfield, KY at Ring of Rage, and April 23-25 at the Anime North Convention 2008 in Toronto Canada. Without further adieu, the April Hunter Interview:

Name: April Hunter

Hometown: Philly, PA

Measurements: 40 DD...and I'm not sure the rest! I wear a lot of spandex, so everything fits.

Thong, G-String or Commando: Thong, baby! I love a little something sexy and lacy.

Bikini or 1-Piece: Bikini.

Boxers or briefs on guys: Neither. Boxer briefs. Little ones. Euro style.

Dogs or Cats: Dogs. I like to be in control, and dogs listen. Plus I can make them come on command.

Dogs & Cats living together; sweet example of harmony or sign of the apocalypse? Harmony...and wishful thinking.

I've never been able to: lick my elbow.

Would you agree that you "Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh-no": Anyone who wears Sunglasses at Night is a douche bag.

Know what song that lyric is from?: I do, because I just looked it up on Yahoo.

Your thoughts on the tuck rule: What's a tuck rule? Like, tuck and roll? Stop, drop and roll? Tuck a weenie? Military corners on a bed? What IS that?

What is Pi?: 3.14. (I'm better at math than tuck rules.)

Your favorite Pie?: Lemon. No, wait...peach. Pumpkin. Definitely peach.

What is your guilty pleasure?: Reading in bed for hours at a time. Or masturbating. Or both.

Do you prefer books or novels?: What's the difference? Aren't they both bound material to be read? So, both.

Best way to get in your pants: Be smart, honest, direct, sweet, witty, have drive, well read, listen to all kinds of music, have a job, can't be the jealous type, speak several languages, love dogs, gourmet dining and foreign movies. Or just feed me and be cool to talk to.

Best way to get in my pants: Have two tits and a hole. Wait...aren't you IN your pants right now?

Best way for both of us to get in the same pair of pants: Order an extra large pair.

The most important things to have a fun night out are: hang with me. But if that doesn't work...some money, friend(s), a condom or three (just in case) and a 'can do' attitude will usually bring it on.

And finally, our signature question, Are you a Dirty Whore?: I certainly can be. ;)