Greetings and salutations fellow DW supporters. Once again, another stunningly beautiful woman has allowed us to ask our juvenile questions, and she actually responded. This month we are blessed with the beautiful and multi-talented Monica Mayhem. Monica grew up in Brisbane, Queensland and moved to Sydney alone when she was 16. She ended up in the financial world, and before long was involved in the foreign exchange and futures trading markets. She left Australia to travel around Europe, then moved to London, where she worked in the IPE brokerage division of the renowned firm of Smith-Barney. Tired of the dry and boring financial world, she was looking for a little excitement when she ran across an ad for "glamor" models. She found out that it involved nudity, but decided to give it a shot. She wound up doing some soft-core photo shoots in London and then decided to try exotic dancing and managed to land a gig at the world-famous Spearmint Rhino club. One night she met up with one of the owners, they got drunk together, decided to fly to the US and wound up in Texas. She eventually made her way to Los Angeles, where she broke into the porn industry, and the rest, as they say, is history. You can check out more of her at her official website www.monicamayhem.com. She will also be appearing and signing at Erotica, LA on June 5, 6, and 7th. You can also catch her and her band Sweet Avenge (http://www.myspace.com/sweetavenge) at the Whiskey in LA on June 8th. Without further adieu, we present the Monica Mayhem Interview:

Name:   Monica Mayhem       

Hometown:    Los Angeles, CA originally from Brisbane, Australia

Measurements: 36D-26-36

Thong, G-String or Commando:    Thong   

Bikini or 1-Piece:    Bikini

Landing strip or clean as a whistle:    Landing Strip

Boxers or briefs on guys:     either one

Dogs or Cats:        Love all animals, but I have a cat

I've never been able to:    I'm sure there are many things, but nothing comes to mind right now

Favorite Sport:    Kickboxing/surfing

Favorite Position:    Missionary and spoon

Your thoughts on the tuck rule:    what is that?

What is Pi?:    huh?

Your favorite Pie?:    there's four - Apple, Strawberry rhubarb, lemon merangue and meat pies!

What is your guilty pleasure?:    I love Crepes and weed - but I had to quit

3 things you could live without:    Bills, debts, taxes

3 things you couldn't live without:    Music, food, my cat Smokey

3 favorite Brady's:    I dont know

Best way to get in your pants:    Dont try so hard, be respectful, and if I'm interested, I'll let you know

Best way to get in my pants:    Hmm, unzip them

Best way for both of us to get in the same pair of pants:    In your dreams! lol

The most important things to have a fun night out are:    Get a limo, get drunk, and rock out!

And finally, our signature question: are you a dirty whore?:    Well, considering what I do, you might call me that, but in reality, I just love sex!